Thursday, 7 October 2010

Augmented Reality WWF Tshirt

Bills for Thrills

This ia an ace idea! I spend a fortune on my bloody phone bill, Id be able to keep my self in Nandos sauce all year round. I think the facebook page doesnt really explain it very well, I had to go to google to look it up then return to the site.Pffft. Still a nice idea as it gives you info on the handsets too.

I'm not a massive twitter fan but this is a nice idea. I know a lot of people who would get excited about this. I like how they sing LOL.  Loren would buzz of this because shes a loser.

Saturday, 2 October 2010

Gap Yah?!

This is  jokes. This reminds me of so many people! hahahaaa.


Tuesday, 28 September 2010

not too smelly

I was very surprised to see 'Smell' from This is England in real life!  The neighbours and i got to chatting last night about what she would lokolike in real life, we all came to the conclusion that there wouldnt be much hope for her as she is pretty grim in costume. However! I stumbled upon this picture (ok i went routing for it as it was really annoying me)  and here she is!

Sunday, 26 September 2010

Trumpet blowin

Take the polo quiz to see if you are a sucker or cruncher, then pledge your allegiance to your team!! This is the firt of our digital work to go live.


'We are like dead loud and like dead bubbly'
'We are with each other 24/7 and i spent all week at her house, how cool is that?'


This is a really funny ad for the buzz magazine. Louie Spence and Kieth Lemon - too funny. George Lambe - too fit

Goin bezerk for honey

I love the bit where he bursts out the wardrobe! This had me cryin' laughing last night when my friend said it reminded him of his girlfriend after she has a few too many glasses of wine. hahahahahaaa. I love it.

Check out the out takes on the website too. Too funny man.

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

The Original Human PAC-MAN Performance by Guillaume Reymond

As if this only took 4 hours!! Im definitely rounding up the crew this weekend to try this but in Nokia snake form circa 1990.Yes mate.

Puddy cats

I prefer puppies and  have never been to ikea in my life but im getting a catalogue delivered tomorrow to buy stuff for my already furnished flat. Too cute.

funny but shouldnt be...

Women are like dog poo... the older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Tip ex ad

This ad is genius! so random. Kiss the bear is my favourite, when the hunter tries to spray breath freshner in the bears mouth. bahahahaaaaaaaa.

Vinegar stroke???

Did anyone else not have a clue in last nights 'This is England 83' when Gadget was offered a 'Vinegar stroke' ??? I consider myself in the know when it comes to disgusting phrases but this had me stuck. So to relieve the confusion...

1.Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.
Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.
2.Vinegar stroke

The facial expression during sex that coincides with the last thrust before coming.
Imagine the contorted 'fuck face' being pulled by the male as hes about to come, and compare to the wincing one would experience when sucking a lemon, or tasting vinegar. Hence, the vinegar stroke.
Ah man, I was banging this chick, and I was up to the vinegar stroke when my phone rang. Ruined the moment.
3.Vinegar Stroke

The arrival of pre-cum when having a sherman.
When answering the phone for example
"Bloody Hell that was bad timing I was just on the vinegar stroke !"
Now you can all sleep.

Saturday, 7 August 2010

Friday, 6 August 2010

Bare Breeeeeze begins.

What on earth is this blog about? i hear you ask.

 As one half of the advertising creative powerhouse that is Jo and Loren, I'v created this blog to save Loren at least a few hours of pointless, annoying ramblings a day. For the sake of our friendship, for the sake of our partnership but mostly for her sanity, iv decided to offload onto the world wide web. You lucky bas*ards.

Follow my breeze babblings on advertising, design and general random crap, as my posts promise to intruige, amuse, confuse, disgust and in some cases question your own sexuality...

i jest, you probably wont be amused.

But what the frig tits is 'Bare breeze?'

Urban dictionary describes it as -

conversation without any relevance
'you chat bare breeze blud '
In standard english; your talking rubbish
Dya get me?