Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Vinegar stroke???

Did anyone else not have a clue in last nights 'This is England 83' when Gadget was offered a 'Vinegar stroke' ??? I consider myself in the know when it comes to disgusting phrases but this had me stuck. So to relieve the confusion...


1.Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.
Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.
2.Vinegar stroke

The facial expression during sex that coincides with the last thrust before coming.
Imagine the contorted 'fuck face' being pulled by the male as hes about to come, and compare to the wincing one would experience when sucking a lemon, or tasting vinegar. Hence, the vinegar stroke.
Ah man, I was banging this chick, and I was up to the vinegar stroke when my phone rang. Ruined the moment.
3.Vinegar Stroke

The arrival of pre-cum when having a sherman.
When answering the phone for example
"Bloody Hell that was bad timing I was just on the vinegar stroke !"
 
Now you can all sleep.

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